S01E10 Penguin Teeth

S01E10 Penguin Teeth

 

You don’t have to read this.

 

In an uncharacteristic of the Digital Spirit maneuver, I’m going to explain the meaning of the title. Have you ever seen a picture of a penguin’s teeth? 

 

I know what you’re thinking! “Birds don’t have teeth.”

 

Wrong! Chickens don’t have teeth. Some birds do have teeth. And the penguin’s teeth are absolutely terrifying! Not as scary as anaconda teeth, but a close second. Rows and rows of teeth all pointed inward. Okay, you just need to take a second and do an image search. Not with Google please. Support another search engine that doesn’t take political sides or track you, please. 

 

While you’re at it, look at a picture of anaconda teeth just for fun.

 

Anyway, the reference is that, as I describe in this episode, I put myself in a situation that just sucked me down into the depths of insanity. I was like being attacked by something with rows and rows of teeth, all pointing toward its filthy throat. I am NOT comparing the woman I talk about in this episode to penguin teeth. I am describing the situation. The one that I caused.

 

Anyway, you should stop reading now and start the episode.

 

TV-14. This episode has one or two swear words in it. So if you’re comfortable with them hearing the word “boobs” and me saying that I had sex, without getting descriptive, you can listen to it with whomever that is… so long as it’s not my daughter you’re listening with. You’ll find out why I never want her to hear this episode.

 

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Regards,

The Digital Spirit.